Cleaning Schedule

Oh... I am so not on a schedule.

I think I have achieved "slug-hood"... I blame it on the Easter/Potty-training candy that hung around until I finally threw it away. After I ate all the good stuff, of course. Any weight I had lost previously jumped back on and I still feel like I'm coming out of a sugar coma. I'm not really (it is amazing how much sugar my body can actually process...), but it feels like it.

I need to find an organizational plan and stick to it! Or just some way to get organized, so I don't always feel two-steps behind. Or not fall asleep at 9pm... which ever comes first. Maybe if I just keep turning over a new leaf to become the next Martha Stewart, eventually it will become a habit.

That's what I want for my kids, you know. A Martha Stewart type childhood, without the bitchy screaming demands for perfection. Clean house, matching outfits (not kids matching... the shirt matching the pants kind of thing), fantastic family dinners, possibly with bird singing sweetly in the air. OK... maybe not the birds.